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E S S A Y S E N V I R O N M E N T A L ... F E N C E FUN PLYWOOD CACTUS FENCE ENHANCEMENT, Spring '07Two years ago I painstakingly wood sealed or painted all my fences. Two sections of my property have narrow slatted fence that was old when I bought this property in 1983. My property is land locked, the fence is needed mostly as a visual barrier so I didn't replace the elderly brittle dried out wood fence other than a few slats here and there. Enter development, new neighbors where there had been Scrub brush. The neighbor dog lives to bark at me and charge my fence hoping to break through and eat more than just my tennis shoe. The newer fence handles their charges but the elderly fence slats near my outdoor tub began to break. YIPES. This is my outdoor tub area. I'm frequently not dressed for fending off attacking dogs. Not dressed at all. Looking over the fence to the North I clearly see and hear neighbor guys drinking a few beers and hanging out evenings and weekends. I need several square feet of a sturdy dog barrier and a visual guy barrier for my tub area. TIME FOR JOY'S FAMOUS and FUN PLYWOOD CACTUS FENCE ENHANCEMENT! I hauled out the sawhorses I found on the roadside a few years ago, a sheet of scrap plywood retrieved from an alley, and a few 2x4. I removed nails; wire brushed the wood and bounced it around a bit to remove dust. I primed the wood and immediately poured on gray and green paint using large curved strokes with a paint roller. When the paint dried I drew large prickly pear cactus and taught myself to make rough curved cuts with a power circular saw. I hold the saw guard up for these cuts making sure I keep my legs and femoral arteries well to the side of any, heaven forbid, saw back lash. I cut tighter curves and smaller cut out areas with my saber saw. I rounded up small scraps of wood and cut extra prickly pear pad shapes and blossoms out of the very small pieces. Late evening found me painting all the edges. And with all those curves and cutouts I looked forward to enjoying painting all those lovely edges for hours. Lots of edges. Lots and lots of little and big curves, gentle and sharp curves. Lots of hours. After the first glass of wine I remembered the large long plastic tray I use for deep soaking my plants. Retrieving this tray from my shed I sloshed in a half inch of paint and dipped in the edges of the wood cactus pieces and used a brush or my finger to move the paint to the areas that didn't dip. I sloshed another glass of wine and kept painting with brush, fingers what ever. Why not use up the paint in the tray by getting a start on contouring the cactus, adding dark shadows and light edges on the side that would be south, light green dark green, electric blue, gray. I love painting. Layers of paint colors dry brushed over each other are eye candy. Might as well paint the blossoms Wow is it 11:30 PM, is the wine bottle really empty? I hope I like these colors tomorrow in daylight as much as I like them now by wine and drop light. Probably will. I like everything now, good day’s and evenings work. Ah, the peaceful quiet, a cool dip in the tub and bed. Stretched out after midnight I wondered about these colors painted by drop light and wine filters. Will they work in daylight, or will I wake up pad out with my first cup of coffee and think “WHAT HAVE I DONE?” Should brushes carry a warning label, do not operate after drinking alcohol... Gad, am I really wide-awake at 5:00 am? Oh coffee please. Outside air is fresh almost cool, hard to believe it was 104 yesterday. Great the colors are all great. Standing the plywood up on edge I paint any spots I missed in the dark and make sure the top edges are well painted, all holes filled with caulk and painted over so rain won't soak in. I turn it over up side down and check more edges, Looks good with just a little touch up. Time to stretch extension cords and gather drills with bits and Philips head screws. I installed the two by fours to the fence frame and balanced the colorful sheet of plywood on 5 gallon buckets. Gad it's heavier with layers of paint soaked into the old dry wood. I use Budweiser lids for screw washers; otherwise the screws drive right through this old dry wood. With a lot of eyeballing and standing back I finally decided on the best position and attached the colorful cactus shaped plywood to the two by fours mounted on the fence. Later I added the extra prickly pad pieces to change the contour of the plywood to a more natural plant shape. This evening I'll extend the illusion of cactus even more by painting more cactus pads and shadows on the surrounding fence. Other than a few new screws I repaired the old fence upgrading
it to DOG PROOF, created more height and privacy and painted a
wonderful cactus backdrop for my outdoor tub. I used salvaged plywood
and two by fours wood and left over paint destined for the landfill. I
sent no old fence to the landfill, bought no new fence requiring new
trees death and the pollution inherent in wood processing and
transportation. I even picked up littered Budweiser bottle lids from my
neighborhood to use for washers.
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